Lord Kondo,
Things are much improved. Tosher’s Fury Fairy broke camp and left Ayr last night. I can’t say where they went, but I wouldn’t shed a tear to see them all bound for Heck – if you catch my meaning. The uncomfortable pressure of their “visit” led to strained relationships here that won’t soon be repaired. Feel free to shout ‘for Ayrshire’ as you meet them on the field and blunt their pointy heads.
Yours,
Buckminster
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